Tuesday, July 5, 2011


Is ANYONE still popping in over here at me?
LOL!  How SAD has my Blog been?!  Can you say PA~THET~ICK {I know...its spelled pathetic...} but in THIS case, ICK...for ICKY, is betta suited!  I will be SHOCKED if anybody comes OVA'!  I mean...REALLY???  I have blogged like TWICE in the last 6 weeks or so...UUUGGGG!  Girlfriends...I am SO BEYOND SORRY I have been MIA!  I did a post, like EONS ago, and explained that I was in the process of packing and moving my Retail Store.  OKAAAY!  That has been a BLAST!  HA!  Shoot me now!  Me and my Hub have done the move ALL BY OURSELVES!!!  Yeah...you heard me...ALL. BY. OURSELVES.  What the HILLBILLIE  HAYDAWG { I just now made that up...errrdeeerr!  It was nicer than what I wanted to say...OOPS! }  But SERIOUSLY?!?  What were we thinking?  Well...MAYBE we thought a few of these things:

* We are STILL 22
* If we are STILL 22, our bodies are STRONG and able to do ALL THIS heavy lifting, etc
* We dont have kiddos to come home to and COOK for, or just feed...
* The same kids we DONT HAVE, dont need some attention...
* We dont have JOBS...like an Investment business OR an Interior Design business that NEED to STILL   
   be tended to...AhhDuuhh!
* Since we are still 22, with NO KIDS, we can get this move done in a JIF! Like a couple of weeks, EASY
* All that CRACKELING, and POP-ING, and CREEKING noises our bodies are making during this move are just FIGMENTS of our imagination....

OKAAAY!  Paaalease!!!  REWIND!!!  We learned that:
* We are NOT 22...AT ALL!  We are like blah,blah,blah years OLD...
* Those 22 year old bodies are WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY back there on the corner of MANY years 
   ago and Wishful thinking Street!!!  Wwwaaaa!
* OMGosh!  We DO have 2 little ones who are ALWAYS HUNGRY {like we JUST fed yall an hour ago}
* AND they like a little attention...they are not so CRAZY about us OLD FOLKS coming home and 
   COLLAPSING on the bed and STARING at the ceiling...for HOURS...IN COMPLETE SILENCE!
   My son nearly called 911!!! 
* Uuummmmmmmmmmm...I have a TONof STUFF in my store...LIKE, a TON...and, weeeeeeeeeell, this
   move is NOT happening in a JIF!  its been going on since EARLY to mid May till STILL in final stages!
* ALL these NOISES our bodies are making...NOT GOOD!  Those are actually BODY
   PARTS...FALLING APART!  Like Mater...in Cars!  We are gonna need to call our Insurance 
   adjuster !  ORRR...Go to the Doctor!  Which I have had to!  3 TIMES NOW!  Good LAWDY!  I can 
   NOT seem to stay outta there!  And yall KNOW how much I LOVE the Drs office!  YEP!  I am NOW
   on steroids and pain medicine for my REINJURED NECK!  For the Love of Pete!  Heavens to 
   Betsy!  SHEEZZZ  Louise...Do I NOT learn ANYTHING over the last few MONTHS of my LIFE??
   Which, By The Way...If we had HAD Pete, Betsy and Louise...this move would have gone MUCH
   BETTER! Maybe it would NOT have been such a NIGHTMARE!!!

WHICH...That brings me to my NIGHTMARE of Summer 2011!!!  Remember that NIGHTMARE I had after Christmas 2010???  UhhhhHuuuhh!  Welp!  This MAY just be WORSE!!!  Heres a lil PEEK a BOO at my BooHoo NIGHTMARE!  YEPPERS!  Im DRAGGING yall throught it with me...KICKING and SCREAMING!  LOL!  Here ya go!

AHHHHHHHHHHHH!   Remember THIS?  I can breathe!  Im in LaLaLand!

 YEP!  It WAS pure BLISS!!!  But now...EEERRRKKK!  It another NIGHTMARE!  And we ALL KNOW that the SEQUEALS are WAAAAAY worse than the Original, right???

*Insert JAWS Music*

If yall could SEE MY FACE RIGHT NOW!!!!


And PROVIDE me with some OXYGEN so I could breathe!  Or fix me one of those Venti, Vodka, Vallium, Mocha Lattes...

Or...that glass of WINE right there might do!!!   YES TRACY...it is a glass of winer!  LOL!

AGAIN!  MY FACE right now!!!

Im SUFFOCATING!!!!!!!!!!   CALL 911!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Uuuuuuuuuuuuggggggggg!

ANYBODY gettin the DEPTHS OF HAYDES I am DEALING with ova' here???????  OMGaaaaaa!!

So PLEEEEEEEEEEEEASE....Hang with me a little bit longer...DONT leave me or give up on me yet...
I will be DRAGGING yall through this with me...KICKING and SCREAMING!  And again...PLEASE KNOW I AM popping in on all you sweet gals to see all your BEAUTY { while I am over here SUFFERING IN my NIGHTMARE of Summer 2011 }  I am just having a DIFFICULT TIME getting ANY Comments done!  Seriously...I have reinjured my neck { from my neck surgery...disc replacment from a few years back } so I am on Prednisone, etc...to take care of the pain and numbness in my neck, arms and hands...So, PLEASE KNOW I am HERE...just a lil "Mater-ed Out"!!! 

I am SO SORRY I totally FORGOT Whassup Wednesday last week!  If ANYONE is still coming by here...I WILL have Whassup Par-Tay up and running tomorrow!  Which brings me to a BIG THANK YOU to Vanessa and Heather from At the Picket Fence, for letting me be a "Hostess" to one of their AWESOME Link party days...It was a ROCKIN WEEK and a TON of work for them!  Thank you guuurlzzz for ALL YOUR HARD WORK!  I love yall!

I HOPE and PRAY to see some people come Link up TOMORROW!!!

Meanwhile, Back at the Ranch...I will be in a NIGHTMARE!!!  SOMEBODY, WAKE ME UP!!!



Heather said...

Don't worry, we've been busy too! Love the rooms, please share at our contest: http://500dollarwedding.blogspot.com/2011/07/contest-remodel-my-living-room.html

:) Heather

Shelia said...

LOL. Oh, little Kara, my head is spinning! You need to STOP and go get an extra thick chocolate milkshake. That is the remedy for everything! :)
We'll be here, just do what you need to do.
Be a sweetie,

Traci said...

WOW! That does sound like a nightmare. It sounds like you need more than one glass of wine!! I'll be glad when you're "back"!!

At The Picket Fence said...

We are not going anywhere my friend! We just care about you tons and want you to get a chance to catch your breath! :-) I'm so sorry that you re-injured your neck and have been in so much pain while all of this is going on. We'll be praying for you and you just hang in there girl!

Becca said...

I'm sending over a case of wine, pronto !! So sorry that you've been crazy busy, friend ... we're here waiting for you to come up for air !! xoxoxo

Liz said...

I'm sending you a second case of wine, pronto! You poor thing, wish we were closer so I could help you. Praying that your neck injury heals quickly. Hang in there! Lots of ((Hugs)) and Love, Liz

Denyse@Crazy Beautiful Life said...

{{{Hugs}}} You are not alone...I'm still digging my way through boxes from our move back in May as well....If I was there I would help you...hang in there sista!!!!

Handy Man, Crafty Woman said...

oh my !! so much work!

Donene said...

OH, wow, my heart goes out to you and your 22 year old body :) I have been in that nightmare and it is not fun! Hang in there!!

Planned to a T Events said...

My heart so goes out to you! I feel your pain, wanna share a bottle, or two, in San Diego? I'll tell you my whoes!

jerriann said...

I feel your pain and I live close enough to come over and help you . . . um, drink some of that wine everyone is sending! lol. Hope your neck gets to feeling better soon.

Jemsmom said...

Hang in there girlfriend! You will have it all whipped into shape in no time at all! Sending wine your way!!!

CAS said...

Your fellow bloggers, dear friend, are not going to abandon you. And please don't hurt yourself any further. I am having somewhat of a similar nightmare moving our home of 17 years to a new home that I plan never to leave until they put me in the ground! I haven't been a very good blogger, either, but most of my followers are still hanging in there. I keep promising there will be good posts coming up as I share the final stages of this move and all of the "set-up" of a new home. I, for one, will be watching for your return and all the wonderfulness you are so great about sharing.
xo, CAS

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