Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Whassup WHASSUP? And, Am I a CAR SNOB...

HELLER LADIES!!!

Its ME!  KARA!
  Do yall remember me?  Im the GOOFY, dorky, dont take myself too seriously gal!
WHEW!  It has been a ROUGH 6 weeks!  For the LOVE of PETE!  I am READY to be 100%!!!!
Im feeling much better!  On the upswing from those DANG shingles!  The car wreck...my hand is still quite sore and my neck is HURTING, but Im hoping that will get better with a little more time!

Let me just tell yall....I am in COURTSEY CAR HAYDES!!!!  OMJaaaaaaaaaayyy!  LOL.....
So, my car { brand new I will add :(   }  the front end is TOAST, so it is in the Body Shop getting a
 "CarLift" and the SUPER NICE guys over at the body shop have given me a Courtsey Car.
  Dont get it twisted,  I am VERY THANKFUL for the "Ride" they have provided for me!
  Because otherwise, I have been STUCK HERE at ALKATRAZ!!!  I mean STUCK!
  So, I am glad to have a way around....
HOWEVER....
The "car",  if you can call it that,  is a LOWRIDER if I have ever driven one!!!
Like, ME THINKS I could NOT rear end ANYONE...
I think this car would just DRIVE RIGHT UNDER the car in front of me!!!
 I mean, like I am 5 feet tall, and when getting out of the car, it is so LOW to the ground,
 my CHIN about hits my KNEES!  AND...
  I get VERY concerned when I hit a bump in the road, that the GRAVEL might come through the seat and SCRAPE/ SCRATCH my HINEY!!!
 OOOHH!
  And the car windows...I have to MANUALLY ROLL them DOWN then ROLL them UP!
I had NO IDEA that they made those Manual window roller UPers and DOWNers anymore!  LOL!
 My son thinks its WAAAY cool!  Me and my daughter...Uuuummm, NOT SO MUCH!  She asked me when she first got in the car, "Mommy, are these roller THINGYS on the car door to WIND UP THE WHEELS and make the car GO?"
{ Like a WIND UP toy car!  Like the ones from SONIC! }
{ OK!  Laughing HYSTERICALLY! }
When I explained they were for the windows, she looked at me like I was CRAZY!
and said "Well...THATS DUMB!"
OH NO!  Are we both "Princesses"?  Eeeekkk!
 Can you get a ticket for driving with a SACK OVER YO HEAD?  Im just sayin!
  I would of course cut out EYEBALL holes....Like is there an actual citation for that???
Really, all I need is a clown costume, clown hair, makeup and all,
then PILE IN about 20 more Clowns and head over to the NEAREST CIRCUS and I AM SET!
 Oooooooooooooooooooooo  Noooooooooooooooooooo!!!
I am seriously, SO LOW to the ground that I LITERALLY TRIED to sit in my daughters booster seat in the drivers seat, but THEN MY HEAD HIT the ROOF!  LOL!  Oh My Gosh!  It was quite COMICAL!
 We were all laughing hysterically!!!
 The car is the size of a CEREAL BOX!!!!  So now I have wheels to get around....
AND I am NOW considering STAYING in ALKATRAZ! {home}!!!!!!
SOOOOOOOOOOOOO, does that make me a Car Snob???
  Im teasing about not driving it...I have things I have to go do...
 Ssshhhhh, did anyone tell me if its against the law to drive with a sack over my head? WITH eyeball holes?

* Savvy Southern Style Wow Us Wednesdays
* Blue Cricket Designs Show & Tell
* Fireflies and Jelleybeans Show Off Your Stuff
* Somedays Crafts Whatever Goes Wednesdays
* Sew Much Ado We Did It!
* We are That Family Works for me Wednesday
* Domestically Speaking Power of Paint
* My Backyard Eden Make it Yours
* The Thrifty Home Penny Pinching Party
* Creations by Kara Look What I Made
* Bobbypins Boardwalk Boardwalk Bragfest
Organize & Decorate Everything We're Organized Wednesday
* Life in My PJ's Pajama Party



OK!   Whassup!!!!  Thank you EVERYONE for NOT giving up on me!!!!


46 comments:

Shelley said...

I've said it before, and I'll say it again, YOU ARE FREAKING HILARIOUS!!! So glad to hear you're ok, and hope you get to 100% asap!

Shelley

Curtains In My Tree said...

Om Gosh i bet you are glad you have a ride

also glad you can get around now even in a low rider LOL

I understand about being seen in a car just not your type

Us ladies have to look cool

Carolyn @ Adrift on the Lake said...

SO glad to hear you're on the mend!

I am LOL about your car post -- I know exactly what you're talking about. I drove a teeny tiny little loaner (brand new) after someone hit my parked car a few months ago. I was so happy to give it back.

Erika @ ~TiptoeButterfly~ said...

Kare you HAVE to take a picture of this car and post it - i HAVE to see this - i never heard of a rent-a-car being a lowrider!!!!! pretty hysterical!

dogsmom said...

Personally I would prefer roll up/DOWN windows. I fear getting trapped inside. A friend lost power and could not even unlock her doors.
Glad to hear you are continuing to mend. you have a wonderful attitude.

Modern Country Lady said...

Kara, so sorry to hear about your car- what a bummmer- hope you get better soon!! Thanks for hosting !!
XOXO
Bea

Rosemary@villabarnes said...

HYSTERICAL! I'm so glad your OK, laughing and cracking us up too. No, you just can't look cool using a roller. It would be like having one of those shoebox size cellular phones.
Keep Laughing,
Rosemary

Kim @ Savvy Southern Style said...

You are a HOOT! I am so glad you are on the mend. I really think you should be living in a bubble and not driving. Just sayin!

Faye said...

Your car post is just too funny...and oh how I get it. I hate low riding cars, I prefer a truck to be up higher. Glad you are okay...Thanks for hosting!
~Faye

At The Picket Fence said...

Hey girly! So fun to read this post from you and hear that your humor wasn't injured! :-) I'm thinking that sounds like the Flinstones car. LOL! I'm cracking up about your son thinking the roll down windows are cool because that sounds like something my son would say. Thanks for hosting this week's party my friend and welcome back! :-)
Vanessa

A Hint of Home said...

You're too funny! No you're not a car snob! I would be putting a bag over my head, too. lol
Glad everyone is ok, though. I hope your hand gets completely back to normal soon and that the body soreness goes away!

Courtney ~ French Country Cottage said...

Lol! I had a little prius as a rental car one time- it was so cute... but so small!!! Glad you are on the mend- thanks for hosting! :)

At The Picket Fence said...

Hilarious! Seriously. So glad you are back..we've missed our Kara! Okay so I must confess..total car snob here. Bama Boy keeps talking about getting a very small (whose model shall remain anonymous so I don't offend) car for gas mileage and I cringe. I totally associate this car with little, nerdy, it's my first car, cars and I told him I would NOT ride in it with him...he said I was a snob...lol Love ya girl..thanks for hosting!

Heather

Karena said...

Too much, I just smile everytime I read your blog Kara!! To make you feel better....

xoxo
Karena
Art by Karena

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Jane @ Jane's Junk and Treasures said...

Too funny!! A lowrider!! How funny is that!
Glad to hear you're feeling a little better!!

Betsy said...

You sure can put the humor in something so serious. I'm so happy you're on the mend from the shingles, and that your accident wasn't any worse. Hope you're feeling 100% soon. Love the low rider story...I can only imagine:-)

Ami w/AliLilly said...

You are too funny!!! BUT laughter is the best medicine and you have had a RUFF few weeks!!! I hope it helps you get better soon! :)

AliLilly

Gypsy Heart said...

Personally, I think you need bumper guards and a driver...not sure it's safe for you to be on your own. :-)

Isn't it something how we become accustomed to our creature comforts...even cars? We are so lucky to have transportation at all! I understand about a low rider though ~

Hope you're improving daily my friend! Oh, and sorry about the pic on my linky...not sure what happened. :-(

xoxo
Pat

Becca said...

All of that hysterical description of your temporary lowrida and you didn't post a picture ?! Not acceptable ... we need to see. :) Thanks for hosting, friend ... glad you're feeling betta !! xoxo

ℳartina @ Northern Nesting said...

Kara you crack me up girl! I was hysterical reading this but I was hoping to see a picture. So glad your feeling better! Thanks for hosting, Martina

Theresa said...
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Theresa said...

I know you'll get this..."You can deal with this or you can deal with that". LoL

Peace, Love & Decorate
Theresa

NanaDiana said...

I'll send you a Bozo the Clown wig-Wear big glasses with it and no one will recognize you! Pinky swear! Glad to see my old KK friend back! Hugs- Diana

Christina {The Tattered Tag} said...

Happy Wednesday Kara~

So glad to hear that all is well & you are back in the saddle!! Thanks for hosting such a fun party.

~Christina~

Drop By The Tattered Tag

Mariaelena said...

good morning missy....so I was up super early and made a cup of coffee and was checking out the blog, when I started reading your post...I'm literally laughing out loud...your are hysterical!!!...nice way to start my day...Happy driving....lol, xo, Mariaelena

Leanne said...

So glad to hear you're doing better. Thanks for the hysterical description of your antique car. Hopefully you won't be driving it too long. Maybe you could make a sign for it saying it's not your real car.

Kristi said...

Laughing so hard at this!! I feel your pain. When I had a wreck and was given a loaner, we fondly named it the roller skate (because it wasn't much bigger than one). It didn't even have power steering...I got quite a work-out when I drove!! Hoping your car is fixed soon!

; )

Cozy Home Scenes said...

Glad you are back to your old self! I know what you mean about the new car. I totaled the passenger's side of my very first car like 9 days after I got it. Funny story about the curent car you're using.....good luck on getting your real car back QUICKLY!

Carrie @ Dittle Dattle said...

Girl you are too much! I am glad to hear you are back on the mend :D I had to have a loaner car once and hated every moment of it!!! I am a non smoker and they gave me one that had been heavily smoked in. It was the dead of winter (okay I live in the Carolinas but it can get cold here too) and I rode everywhere with the windows down. Thanks for sharing your story and dredging up old memories. lol.

Nan said...

Oh you poor thing!! I hope everything gets back to normal soon! Sorry I missed your party - will get in next time. Just trying to re-visit old friends! Have a great week!

Traci said...

I know exactly what you're talking about. My Expedition was 6 mos. old when a concrete truck broadsided me. My rental was a 2 dr. car. I could've driven right under my Expedition without causing any damage to either vehicle. It SUCKED!!!! But, I'm really glad you're feeling better!!!

Ricki Jill Treleaven said...

Hey! I am catching-up on your blog. You crack me up, Kara. I am sending some good mojo your way!!! ;P

Planned to a T Events said...

Kara, I think you need a VACAY in San Diego!I need your design expertise for my home in chaos. Pipe leak leading to re-pipe and party in 2 weeks! OK...maybe you're not up to traveling but maybe you could tell me how your drapes to the left of the entry and on the french doors in your studio are attached to the wall? I love the application! Need it for my dining area. Love ya.

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شركة مكافحة حشرات
تهتم شركة قمم التميز باعمال الرش والقضاء على الحشرات المنزلية فمهما كانت المعاناة ومهما كانت كمية الحشرات التى تعانى منها فتعاون مع افضل شركة تهتم بهذه الخدمة الان شركة مكافحة حشرات بالدمام
الحشرات المنزلية من المشكلات التى تعانى منها البيوت ، وخصوص فى المناطق المرتفعة فيها الحرارة ، وحيث تنشر الحشرات فى المنزل وقد تسبب متاعب كثيرة وأمراض خطيرة .
وللحماية منزلك من الحشرات ومنع دخولها ويمكن ان نطرح بعض النصائح :
*الحرص على النظافة الدائمة للمنزل ،
*التهوية الجيدة لغرف المنزل ودخول أشعة الشمس لقتل الحشرات التى لا ترى إلا بالعين المجردة .
*التخلص من القمامة أول بأول حتى لا تكون عرضه للأنتشار الحشرات .
نتظيف خزانات الطعام وتهويتها جيدة، والتخلص من الفضلات ، وغلق المحكم للبرطمانات للطعام التى تواجد فى خزانة حتى لا تكون مصدر لتسرب الحشرات .
*وضع سلك شبكة صغير الحجم على النوافذ والأبواب ، وسد الثقوب والشقوق بالأسمنت اوجبس ،لكى لا تتسرب الحشرات منها . شركة رش مبيدات بالدمام
*تنظيف الأطباق وأوانى الطعام بعد استعمالها مباشرة ، لأنها قد تسبب فى خروج الحشرات من المكان التى تعيش فيه .
*عدم ترك فضلات الطعام على مائدة الطعام ، وتنظيف بصفة دورية تمنع من أنتشار الحشرات والوقاية منها .
وهناك حشرات متعددة قد تسبب للأنسان أزعاج دائم ومنها : النمل والصراصير والبق والذباب والناموس والفئران .
النمل نوعان * النمل عادى مصدر غذائه فضلات الطعام ويعيش فى ثقوب وشقوق المنزل .
والنمل الأبيض يسمى ( العتة) وهو يحتاج إلى طعام الدائم لكى يبقى على قيد الحياة ، مصدر غذائه السكر (الجلكوز) الموجود فى الخشب ، و المتواجد فى الأبواب والنوافذ والأثاث ، وقد يسبب خطر كبير على منزلك فالنمل الأبيض يعمل ممرات ويقوم بتأسيس بيت له أسفل المنزل ، ويكون دمار بمرور الوقت وأضرار فادحة لايمكن اصلاحها إلا بعد فوات الآوان . شركة مكافحة النمل الابيض بالدمام
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أما النمل العادى التى يتواجد المطبخ يمكن التخلص منه بقليل من الصودا المخلوطة بالسكر وضعها فى الثقوب والفتحات التى تخرج منها فالنمل يموت فى الحال .
فى خزانة الطعام نضع فيها قليل من القهوة المرة أو الفلفل غير المطحون فهو يخلصك من النمل نهائيا وكذلك الحشرات الأخرى .
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ممكن عمل كرات من الدقيق بها مواد سامة أى معجونة بالمبيدات الحشرية ووضعها فى المكان الذى تكثر فيه الصراصير .... وتكون بعيده عن منتاول الأطفال . شركة تخزين عفش بالدمام
العثة تكثر فى فصل الشتاء بسبب الرطوبة العالية وفيجب تهوية المنزل ، و تهوية الغرفة من المفروشات والوسائد ، والشمس لها أثر فعال على قتل الجراثيم والميكروبات

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